Having a Laugh!

Our muted apologies to the Torah scholars who have predicted the new coming of the 10 plagues in the Middle East. Although another NINE have still to happen, a plague of locusts DID descend there yesterday! And they landed on Mecca!. Perhaps God truly is Jewish!!

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Had to have a larf at Venezuelan President, Nicolas Maduro, saying that the newly elected Brazilian President, Jair Bolsonaro, is an ‘Adolf Hitler’. Maduro is president only because the polls were fiddled in the last election in Venezuela, and his policies are still compounding those of his predecessor who brought Venezuela to ruin, when it should be one of the wealthiest in South America. (This guy even looks like Stalin!). We’re pretty sure that Jair cannot possibly balls things up anywhere near as much as Maduro has with his socialist/communist ideals.

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Having a laugh seems to be the main editorial stance of the majority of newspapers and other news outlets. The Maybot predictably lost to an overwhelming number of votes for her misguided and treasonous Brexit ‘deal’, and the news reports that this was due to the rebels in her own party. They then named them, and guess what…..they were ALL Brexit-backing MP’s who are trying to honour the peoples vote in the referendum. True rebels and traitors like Soubry and her ilk were, it was deemed, by the now EU-loving Daily Mail, as being pro-democrats and pro-Brexit. For sheer lies and double-speak this almost descends to a new level of dishonesty. We await with interest the circulation figures for the DM since Paul Dacre was replaced. Betcha, they are NOT good reading (just like the DM itself these days – a PR arm of Europe).

Sorry!

Sorry to do this to you, but we couldn’t let the ‘crucial’ Brexit vote tomorrow, for the Maybot’s toxic deal that isn’t, without a few observations on Mrs May.

From the start she has prevaricated, delayed, and worst of all gone begging on hands and knees and goodness knows what else (whoops, almost put twat in for what!). She’s been like Oliver pleading for more and just getting a good buggering instead. Now, with her and the Country’s future on the line, she starts begging and pleading with those who voted for a swift exit, to back her stupendously stupid plan to accept EU ‘assurances’ (not even PROMISES you should note), and vote with her.

And this, when it is the OTHER lot (the remainers), who need to be persuaded to alter their undemocratic stance. The likes of Soubry, Grieve, Clarke etc will be the ones who bring total anarchy to the UK, NOT May (although she has been a prime mover in getting us to the position we are now in), and NOT the democracy backing Brexiteers. It is these untrustworthy traitorous EU-Quislings who need reminding that when they sanctioned the referendum, they KNEW the consequences of a leave vote. To say any differently now, as they’ve tried to make us believe over the past two and a half years, is just plain LYING.

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Sunday Snips

Religion! What on earth are we going to do with it? More to the point, what is the point of it anyway? We have the nutters from Islam constantly causing strife. We have nutters from Christian enclaves constantly forecasting strife and the apocalypse. Now the Jews are at it with Torah scholars predicting that the biblical 10 plagues of Egypt will happen again this year! As far as we can see none of the above have anything to do with belief in a God. Utter nonsense the lot of it.

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Yet again we’d appeal to the Maybot – put your foot down NOW. Tell the EU we ARE going no-deal Brexit, and that no extensions, prevarications, or new deals will affect the March 29 date of leaving. If she cares to look at the news, Irish farmers are kicking up, French and German fishermen are kicking up whilst German industrial output falls sharply, and the Netherlands are starting to get fidgety. THEY all see what is happening, why on earth can’t you!

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Had a good laugh at the resident Brussels pissant, Jean-Claude Druncker. At a press conference he says that he doesn’t answer questions anymore. Not because he’s pissed, inarticulate or just plain useless, but because he doesn’t want to lose any popularity! Hm…. Seems to us he hasn’t got ANY popularity anyway; about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. But there you go, the egos of people like this know no bounds.

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Can’t help feeling very angry that someone has been arrested for ‘public order offences’ for corralling the traitorous Anna Soubry and calling her a ‘Nazi’. Since the referendum result true patriots and democrats (Brexiteers) have been harangued, spat at, and faced barrages of abuse for standing up for our rights. Have these people been arrested and charged? Has the man that spoke to Rees-Mogg’s children – “do you know your father is a totally horrible person?” – been arrested? We’ll tell you the answer, NO! One law for them, another for the rest of us. But, this WILL be addressed when the revolution happens. Support the yellow-vest marches wherever they occur. WE can win this.

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A Bunch of Tossers

Rave from the grave, Virginia Ironside, who thankfully we’ve seen or heard NOTHING of since this blog started, now crawls out of her woodwork to deliver the following mind-boggling rant. Apparently, you must NOT refer to her (or any other woman) with the term ‘feisty’! We can only suppose that she’s been thinking up ways of making an impact on social media for the past 3 years and THIS is the best she can do! And to think that once she was a half-decent journalist.

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We see the first claim against Harvey Wankstain has come and …. gone. Ashley Judd’s claim has been dismissed. Wonder how many others will be, and while we’re at it, we wonder how many MeToo slappers will give up and go home now.

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There was some unbelievable news reported in The Mirror today. Apparently, the Madeleine McCann charity, ‘Find Madeleine – Leaving No Stone Unturned’, funnily enough set up by the McCann’s, now has more than £800,000 worth of assets! So, we ask, why are the McCann,s constantly demanding PUBLIC money on the quest to find their daughter? Some £11.75 MILLION has now been spent on this useless undertaking, the more so because we seriously doubt that Madeleine is alive, as the McCann’s know.

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Look, you know we quite like Jeremy Clarkson, but really he made himself look a right prat in an LBC interview. First of all he labelled 17.4m people as ‘coffin-dodgers’. BUT then went on to say that the referendum would have had a different result if under-25’s had bothered to get up off of their arses and voted! To which we say exactly! And it doesn’t make one iota of difference, so do all the double-speak you want, the result won’t change. (By the way we don’t necessarily agree that younger people are as stupid as he thinks)

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We loved this entry in www.is-a-cunt.com:

A Public Service Announcement.

Audience members required.
BBC radio and television are seeking volunteers to watch, in the studio, various comedy and panel shows. These will include Mock the Week and Have I Got News for You on TV as well as various R4 comedies such as The News Quiz.
Refreshments and light reading matter will be provided (Organic hummus, the Guardian)
The successful applicant will:
Laugh uproariously at each and any attempt at comedy, however pathetic.
Copiously piss themselves at any mention of Brexit, Rees-Mogg, Boris Johnson. (special hygienic easy-wipe seating provided)
Evacuate their bowels at any reference or impersonation of Donald Trump.

Applications including postcode to the Director General, BBC.
Please note. For logistical reasons we are unable to take anyone residing outside the M25.

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Snow

Here’s something for our snowflake government, useless mayor of London and Cressida Dick to consider. https://bit.ly/2QwhL8e Australia certainly don’t fuck about when bad people get found out. They just deport them. Isn’t it about time we did the same thing? For instance all those ‘jihadis’ (cowards?) who are now flooding back to the UK from Syria now that ISIS is on the wane? A simple change to the law, OR application of existing laws regarding treason, would be easy. Of course, the blood-sucking legal profession would be clapping their hands with glee. Simple answer here too – charge them with obstruction of justice.

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Right, so let’s get this right. Anna (Beetlejuice) Soubry has, since the referendum stuck two fingers up at everybody, dismissing them as idiots, uninformed, etc. Yet when she is surrounded by a few people calling her a Nazi (which is exactly what she is by denying the democratic vote and wishes of the people), she goes whingeing to the old bill, demanding she is ‘protected’ from the people who are actually in the right. News for Soubry – firstly you are a so-called politician, expect to get some flack, especially since you are such a traitor to democracy. Secondly, you are Anna Soubry. You have a face like a lemon-flavoured walnut, the mind of an imbecile, and the views of a communist. Get used to it and enjoy what freedom you currently have, because come the revolution, you won’t be around much longer anyway. (Here is a recent picture of her at a remainer rally)

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We watched a programme with Michael Portillo, called Great Railway Journeys, this time in Alaska. A significant couple of minutes was spent explaining that the Alaskan glaciers were in heavy retreat before railways were actually built – some time around the late 1800’s – early 1900’s. This was at a time when the worlds population was about 10% of what it is now, and the so-called man-made effects on the environment were negligible. So why were the glaciers in retreat then? Answer – Because it is a NATURAL occurrence that man cannot stop or change, that’s why! Needless to say, Portillo still had to make a point about it that indirectly blamed mankind for it happening. Which was a pity, the truth would be better to hear.

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As for Seaweed Sturgeon, we see she has managed to get another interview and spouted on about Jockanese independence again! This time she asserts that Brexit will make it ‘more probable’ that there will be independence. Well, maybe that is true, but what she STILL fails to grasp is that without the rest of the UK, Scotland will be a wasteland. The financial companies in Edinburgh and Glasgow will all flee south faster than you could blink your eye. The Health Service (already worse than anywhere else in the UK) will collapse overnight. The take from taxation – without the prop of the Barnett formula – will be a negative figure. They won’t have a currency unless they establish the bawbee and groat again, because since the EU won’t let them in anyway as a member (IF the EU is still around at this time!) they won’t be able to use the Euro. A stupid woman with stupid ideas. The main problem is that so many jocks actually believe all this nonsense.

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Post script on Global Warming (or Climate Change); this winter looks as if it could be the coldest on record for most of Europe. Already the Alps and other ski places are unusable due to heavy snows and freezing temperatures, and a number of people have died in avalanches. The UK is due for an expected THREE MONTHS of horrible stuff, and even us, down in the Med are experiencing some of the wettest and coldest weather we’ve ever had to endure. We will probably NOT hold our breath for the climate doom-mongers to explain why this is happening when they have foretold armageddon with us all being boiled alive. No doubt they will STILL blame Global Warming for the cold stuff, and expect us to swallow this lie. Of one thing we are sure, all the ‘green’ taxes and surcharges we currently have to pay for this myth won’t be rescinded!

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We can’t say we have much sympathy for Jamie Oliver. His Italian restaurant chain was 2 hours away from closing before he injected £13m of his own money to save it. He has closed down his Union Jacks restaurant chain. His Barbecoa steakhouses are in administration. And he has stopped publishing his food magazine after 10 years. Just a suggestion Jamie…. If you had concentrated on YOUR businesses instead of making stupid statements about Brexit during the referendum you might have kept a few more customers, and still been viable. No, sorry, NO sympathy at all! (By the way, he’s blamed Brexit and a lot of other stuff for his woes – in which case we ask why other ‘celebrity’ chefs haven’t suffered the same fate?)

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New Year Moron Alert!

The first real morons of this year. One has shown up in Sri Lanka. Please bear in mind that this is a country that is well used to elephants! https://dailym.ai/2VzDX5j

Another was in Brazil. Don’t see things at face value! https://dailym.ai/2C6lxjK

Yet another was in Africa, in Kenya. This is another place where locals are well-used to wildlife of all sorts. If you are moronic enough to jump into a lake filled with hippos……! https://dailym.ai/2CVwfeF

We can’t make up our minds who the morons are in this one. But since the Maybot actually apologised personally to this ‘peaceful’, we’ll let you draw your own conclusions. https://dailym.ai/2FfQu85

More morons, this time from an ‘enforcement’ firm called NSL (what does enforcement firm mean- sounds like the Gestapo – and who are NSL?) issued a £50 fine to a pensioner walking her dogs for……having too long a lead! The mind boggles. https://yhoo.it/2LUXb0K

Just for good measure we’ll include Sadiq Khan again, because he STILL isn’t doing a bloody thing about the murder rate and knife crime in London (preferring instead to have another go at Brexit and tell us what a bunch of fools we are). Well, the guy who was knifed to death on the train isn’t laughing. His alleged assailant was ANOTHER black man with a knife! How about re-starting ‘stop and search’ for a good start, and if the black population don’t like the idea, TOUGH!

Hippos Are Dangerous!

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We are only 1 week into Veganuary, and already we feel like going out and kicking something. Every fucking chef on TV over the Christmas and New Year had a vegan dish for us to try out. One chef we noticed even used two eggs in the recipe; we wonder how that went down with the holier-than-thou crowd! Suffice it to say that the ONLY time we were ever invited to a vegan’s house the food on offer was absolutely horrible. It was tasteless and basically inedible, except to our hosts who lauded over it. Anyway, we are now inviting you to our own month, we’re calling it Beefebruary. For 28 days we will suggest a meat dish to you daily. Please join us in relishing a proper meal and one which our jaws, including our incisors, were meant to chomp!

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We loved this item! However, we wonder what would have happened to this father if he’d done this at a UK airport. Our best guess is that he would have been overpowered by a dozen cops with nothing better to do, missed his flight, and probably been charged with child abuse/neglect or a gender-specific hate crime! https://dailym.ai/2QuLAWM

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Slanted News and Views

Were YOU aware that there was a ‘yellow-vest’ protest in London over the weekend? No, we don’t suppose you did because it was NOT reported in any detail by BBC, Sky, Daily Mail or any other outlet which was pro-EU. In fact, it wasn’t a large congregation, but it large trees grow from little acorns. The question is not why it wasn’t reported at all, and if it was, only minimally. The question is what was it about.

Let’s be quite clear what the ‘yellow-vest’ movement is about. There is no definitive subject, but it IS all about the elitist politicians and the ‘establishment’ IGNORING the views of their people. In the case of the Froganese it is about Micron believing that he knows best on everything, regardless of the fact that 60% of the population are diametrically opposed. In the case of Merkel and a number of other EU countries it is about their views on ‘immigration’ being TOTALLY ignored, and worse, being FORCED to accept edicts that they wouldn’t touch with a barge pole. The apposite views being dismissed as racism. In the case of May it is the absolute belief that she is right and those that voted Brexit are wrong, so sod ‘em. Brexit itself is about the unelected elite in Brussels telling the UK what to do or else. For historical pointers look no further than the French Revolution; that started from small beginnings too. Look at the great USSR pre-60’s, when the Berlin wall came down. It started a while before that in Poland.

The sooner Mrs May realises that she is wrong and does something about it the better. Even if by some miracle she manages to get her ‘Brexit solution’ voted for, that will be the beginning of the end for her and democracy as we know it. It may well turn out to be the end of the beginning, because the yellow-vest’ protests WILL increase, and the People WILL prevail.

As a post-script to the London protest, the best thing the old bill were able to do is arrest a THIRTEEN-year-old GIRL! Meanwhile there have been 5 knife attacks already in our Capital this year, and, guess what, no arrests. And as far as we are aware Jim Davidson is STILL being ‘investigated’ for his so-called hate crime. What were we saying about our police the other day? Actually, lump them in with the political establishment as well, and you have a perfect storm for total anarchy.

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And on Sunday, the government comes out with another NHS plan, which will revolutionise something that doesn’t work properly. This, of course, is yet another attempt at distracting us from Brexit. Another red herring thrown into the pot to try and waylay democrats. Well, we’ve got news – we are not that stupid Mrs May. Brexit is way more important to most of us than any tweaking about with other issues. Again, WE ARE NOT STUPID! (Unlike you, who most certainly is – at least as regards Brexit).

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Then we watched Andrew Marr and the interview with the Maybot. She looked tired and abject, she was stuttering and repetitive, she was lacking in conviction, and she DIDN’T answer the question put before her by Marr. She came up with the old chestnut of ‘what alternative has been offered to MY plan’? This one is so simple – no-deal!!!!!! In our opinion the WORST interview she has EVER done. We’re sure it won’t convince ANYBODY – pro or con. The main theme of what argument she did put forward was that she would get more ‘assurances’ from the EU. Well, the EU can stuff their assurances where the sun doesn’t shine, they would mean absolutely nothing and, trust us, would NOT be kept.

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Aussie Rules

It’s a pity Peta Credin didn’t express her views before our Awards list was published – she would easily have made Journalist of the Year. https://bit.ly/2Vn0TEF But why does it take an Aussie to tell us Brits what we should have done? (Answers on a disposable crisp packet and mail them to the Maybot at No 10, please!)

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Less than 3 months to go now, and the UK will be out of the EU. Hopefully, it will be on our terms, and not the betrayal outlined in May’s ‘solution’. Some advice if she cares to take it: ditch the plan, it will NEVER get through in it’s current state, and state unequivocably that we are doing a no-deal Brexit. If the EU have got any sense, they’ll be the ones pleading for an agreement before the end of March. Let them come to US for a bloody change!

And at the risk of repeating ourselves ad-infinitum, surely the EU can be seen for what it is at this time and prompts the question why do we need it at all? Micron looks increasingly like he is well out of his comfort zone. To such an extent that people are openly talking about him being a dead duck. Austria, Germany, Sweden and a couple of former eastern block countries do not have a government at all, each being tied up by the PR method of elections and the stubbornness of mainstream parties to acknowledge the ‘right-wing’ parties which hold the balance of power. Together with the Euro looking like a dodo, WHY would anyone want to remain as a member of this mishmash of numpties?

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Do As I Say, Not As I Do….

True to form, another Muslim attack in Manchester over the holiday period. No more comment regarding Islam and Muslims EXCEPT to answer a Daily Mail Item which headlined “The woman in the hijab is far more reflective of Muslims than the idiot with the knife”. Er……No. It isn’t. But when we try to place a comment on this article we are told ‘Sorry, we are not currently accepting comments on this article’. Fucking wonderful! Could the reason be the DM knows that there will be a 95% majority in adverse comments, and that won’t make us believe that Islam is sweetness, light and peaceful? Democracy rules in the Daily Mail.

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It was revealed that Jean-Claude Druncker used a PRIVATE jet for 21 out of 43 official visits, when EU guidelines state that he should be using scheduled flights. There are, we suppose, two comments to be made on this. First, it is unlikely that any of the normal airlines would let him board because they all have a policy of not letting drunkards on. Secondly this only exposes the ‘one rule for the EU elite, and a different one for everybody else’ unwritten law. If you want evidence, Micron tweaks illegal bits into an altered budget due to the mini French revolution happening, and is nodded through by Brussels without so much as a peep. Italy of course, are being assailed from all sides for it’s ‘illegal’ budget – no nodding through here. And Druncker, it appears, is fire-proof, with his travel costs running into hundreds of thousands of £’s, while the EU cannot get 20-odd years of their budgets approved at all.

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Two New Year messages from leaders we’ve picked out.

Angela Merkel, so-called Chancellor of Germany, though in reality, STILL in charge of nothing, states that Germany must learn from the two World Wars. Talk about living in cuckoo-land! Germany, and more particularly this deposed twat, should learn from what is happening NOW, not 70 years ago. She is seemingly in total denial still that the so-called populist movement is growing larger by the day, and her ‘multi-nationalism’ is NOT. She STILL cannot see that most of her and Germany’s problems are directly or indirectly linked to her riding roughshod over everyone else and imposing stupid immigration edicts – mostly for Muslims.

But then, we are unfortunate enough to have a similar ‘can’t see the wood for the trees’, Treesa. She STILL believes that she can get both remainers and leavers to back her hotch-potch plan which includes an Irish ‘back-stop’ (whatever THAT is), and forever being tied to an EU customs union and ECJ jurisdiction (WHATEVER she says in denial is lies!). Even now she is talking about going back to Brussels this year and prostrating herself yet again in a vain attempt to get more concessions. Has this woman no pride at all? Or has it been removed gradually on every occasion she’s been fucked by the EU, and humiliated and ridiculed EVERYWHERE else?

And BOTH of the above seem to think it is an excellent idea to piss off Donald Trump on every possible occasion too. The Maybot ignores ALL the warnings coming from over the pond about no trade possible while under EU rules, whilst Merkel carries on in her own little world castigating The Donald on his immigration policies. What stupid women these two are!

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Lastly for this blog, on the ‘one law for us, another for them’ theme, Sadiq Khan. He can criticise a supposed overspend of the Brexit campaign of about £100,000, yet it seems it is perfectly OK to spend public money (in the millions) on a New Year firework display which was blatantly pro-EU with the London Eyes done up in the EU flag. And use his elevated position to continuously spite the Brexiteers whenever he can. He should be reminded that he is ONLY Mayor of London and keep his paki mouth shut.

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The MOGS Awards for 2018

We proudly present our 2018 Awards of the Year!

The “Cunt of the Year” Award:

Nominees are:

  •     Treesa May for constantly pretending she’s doing what the people voted for, and doesn’t.
  •     Catweazle Corbyn for just being one, and lying incessantly as to where his true feelings lie.
  •     Vince Cable for being the leader of a political party called ‘Social Democrats’ and STILL not knowing what the word democracy means. Two-faced cunt.
  •     Nicola Sturgeon.
  •     Owen Jones.
  •     Michael Gove. Backstabber extraordinary, and two-faced cunt.
  •     Danny Dyer.
  •     Fucking Gina Miller. (Although a largely insignificant person now)

The winners are:

            May, Gove, Corbyn and Danny Dyer. (Seaweed being yesterday’s news and not really worthy of mention anymore)

The “Our Favourite Labour MP” Award:

Nominees are:

  •     Frank Field
  •     Kate Hoey

The winners are:

            Kate Hoey and Frank Field

The “I Should Have Stayed Quiet” Award:

Nominees are:

  •     Diane (Hippo) Abbott. Has yet to manage a coherent sentence in ANY interview, or manage to answer a question.
  •     The MOGS for foolishly thinking that the Maybot could actually deliver something (last years awards).
  •     Seaweed Sturgeon.

The winner is:

            The MOGS.

The “Loser of the Year” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Emanuel Micron. (Froganese President) with the lowest rating since time began.
  •     Leader of the Labour Party (Catweazle Corbyn to include himself in the definition) (Same as last year!)
  •     Tony Bliar.
  •     Michelle Obama. For thinking ANYBODY gives a toss whatever she does.
  •     Samantha Markle.
  •     Thomas Markle

The winners are:

          All the above.

The “Worlds Worst Leader” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Angela Merkel, for ruining Germany and the rest of Europe, and now backtracking on her ‘firmly held views’ so quickly, she makes Usain Bolt look like he’s standing still.
  •     Treesa May for prostituting herself on Britain’s behalf so often she is now shaped like the letter’S’, and has been screwed more often than Katie Price.
  •     Mr Micron.

The winner is:

            Treesa May.

The “Idiot(s) of the Year” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Specsavers for bothering about US!
  •     Nicola Sturgeon and every SNP Assembly member.
  •     Vince Cable.
  •     Danny Dyer.
  •     Anna Soubry. Should do the honourable thing and RESIGN from being an MP and a member of the Conservative party. Quite simple a fucking disgrace.
  •     Sadiq Khan. (Too many things to list here).

The Winner is:

            Specsavers.

The “Tell it as it Is” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Vladimir Putin, for showing the rest of the world the proper way to tackle terrorists.
  •     Nigel Farage for being correct ALL the time.
  •     Tim Martin. (Wetherspoons boss).
  •     The Italian electorate and Matteo Salvini for NOT making it easier for them to be made a united state of Europe.
  •     Donald Trump, for stating the bleeding obvious, and NOT being afraid to do so.

The winner is:

            The Donald (for DOING it too – pulling US troops out of Syria).

The ‘Non-politico Who Should Have Been One’ Award

Nominees are:

  •     Tim Martin. (Wetherspoons boss).
  •     MOGS Editor-in-Chief.

The winner is:

            Tim Martin.

The ‘Most Pointless Person Ever’ Award

Nominees are:

  •     Leo Verruka (Taoiseach – which means PM, of Ireland). Foreign and queer – says it all really.
  •     Sadiq Khan.
  •     Owen Jones.
  •     Gary Lineker.
  •     Caroline Lucas, and all the twats who got her elected in the first place.

The winner is:

            Leo Verruka.

The “Worst Journalist of the Year” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Polly Toynbee.
  •     Sarah Vine.
  •     Nick Ferrari (he won ‘best journalist’ last year, but this year actually backs May’s disastrous back-stop solution!)

The winner is:

            Sarah Vine.

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The “Best Journalist of the Year” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Richard Littlejohn.
  •     Julia Hartley-Brewer.
  •     MOGSRUS Editor in chief.

The winner is:

            The MOGS Editor-in-chief..

The “Statesman of the Year “ Award

Nominees are:

  •     Valdimir Putin.
  •     Donald Trump.
  •     Boris Johnson.
  •     Matteo Salvini.

The winner is:

            Matteo Salvini.

The “Political Correctness Gone Mad” Award

Nominees are:

  •     All the Councils, schools and organisations who have banned Christmas this year because “it may upset Muslims”. Here is the way to upset Muslims – fuck ’em all! Additionally, they have managed to alienate 99% of their electorate with stupidities about re-branding such things as ‘Ladies and Gents’ toilets.
  •    The continued use of the words ‘racist’, ‘homophobes’, ‘islamophobes’, etc, and the new word on the block ‘populist’ to describe ORDINARY people like you and us.
  •     The Police for chasing ‘hate crimes’, ‘homophobia’, anything anti-LBGT, and Jim Davidson, instead of doing some PROPER police work like catching crims.

The winner is:

            The Police.

The ‘Snowflake of the Year’ Award

Nominee and Winner is:

            Michael Asiamah. A Ghanain soldier who is suing the MOD because they sent him on exercise in the UK without warm clothing. (By the way- this was in 2016….!) https://dailym.ai/2BTi0VZ

The “They Walk Amongst Us” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Muslims. (And all our stupid fault for letting the fuckers in in the first place)
  •     End-of-the-worlders (religious freaks). This DOES include Muslims as well.
  •     Vegans.
  •     Dame Sally Davies (the Governments Chief Medical Officer) who seems to be totally obsessed with people NOT enjoying the odd treat or two. THEY are now talking about limiting restaurants to a specific number of calories per dish! Big Brother is truly alive and well!
  •     Sadiq Khan. Be very afraid!

The winner is:

            All the people, organisations and others who STILL maintain Islam is a peaceful religion (including Khan), AND Dame Sally Davies. Fuck ‘em all!

The “Invertebrate of the Year” Award

Nominees are:

  •     Tony Bliar. When is this pillock going to realise nobody gives a flying fuck what he says about anything. (Except of course the EU).
  •     Michael Gove.

The winners are:

            Gove and Bliar. More slithery, poisonous, treacherous and thoroughly nasty people you couldn’t imagine. A pox on both of them.

The “Most Nominated Person for an Award” Award

The winner is:

            The Maybot!

Finally, Let us hope that Brexit (hard or no-deal) WILL happen in the coming year. Whether you are pro or anti, you must all by now be getting totally fucked off with the whole circus. PLEASE just get us out from under the failing EU before it takes us with it. (We only give the sclerotic organisation about 8 years now, and maybe 5 years for the Euro).

And lastly, a VERY Happy New Year to all our readers. May you be successful in whatever you do.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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